my girlfriend picked up the snails water bowl today and realised we are now the grandmothers of about ten million baby snails (๑′ᴗ‵๑)
these are albino giant african land snails and yes they are the cutest thing you will see today
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
so i had this
groupproject for internet class and it was to make some shit poster about internet blah blah blah all that shit
the poster is shit but hey what can i doi also made another one since my friend gave me this idea and i cant help it but also make it so
when it was my time to present to the class, i showed up the poster so everyone else could see it and i made this really cool fucking speech right on the spot.
"y E AH THATS FUCKING RIGHT SHINJI KNOWS WHAT YOU DID NOW STOP BEING SO IRRESPONSIBLE ON THE INTERNET YOU MORONS" and that other speech for my other poster
oh god and this is when it gets good. my teacher asked me who the fuck shinji was so i said
'hE'S AN EVA PILOT' and he gave me this stare while my classmates were chanting shinji's name like really fucking loud ok and my teacher asked the class which poster he should post and the shinji chant got louder and louder while i was in the background singing a cruel angel's thesis out loud
and that’s how i officially became the cool kid in my class
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?